How to break up a happy marriage (The misery).
The bases of a marriage are “till death do us part”. Right? So how is it that people break up before they die? I guess death wasn’t really the reason they parted huh? Here are top five ways on how to break up a happy marriage.
One: consistently work late, only to be able to pay the bills right on time. Were the money going honey?
Two: Take your friends advice that your spouse is a loser and he/she is not good for you, while you go out and party every night leaving them to watch the kids.
Three: Actually being a loser can’t keep a job and does nothing to help the financial gain of the marriage. But still have enough money to buy your kids the latest gear, were are your priorities
Four: Having his or her parents hate their spouse due to the fact that they are to good too be true. Parents are just mad cause there marriage is crap.
Five: Last but not least, the ultimate way to break up a happy marriage is to cheat and when you get caught cheat again and then when you don’t get caught the second time cheat again. When they
ask you why “Blame it on the alcohol” HAHA.
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